This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.
That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.
NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS MUTANT RUSSIAN SPACE GECKOS BECOMING SENTIENT AND FINDING A WAY TO BREAK INTO A NEW DIMENSION AND FURTHER EVOLVING AND THEN COMING BACK TO EARTH AS KAIJUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Okay, so you’re a scientist working for the Qe’druk global government in Sector 57. A mining drone was sent from collecting minerals in asteroids to investigate an unknown spacecraft. It tethered the craft and brought it to your little laboratory in the hinterlands of the empire. All precautions are taken with the finely crafted object. Security officers in thick, synthetic garb surround you with various plasma weapons ready to respond to any threats. You open a small hatch.
Inside, there are bunches of little lizards fucking.
Your life’s work, and all the work of your mighty empire seem to be a joke as you — and everyone in the room — realize that these little slimy bastards have mastered space travel. While fucking.
Somewhere in West Hollywood, Michael Bay is sitting down to hash out the details for the TMNT sequel where the shelled heroes fight to save the planet from an infestation of Slimy Fuckers.
Saving you on car insurance isn’t all they can do if you give them 15 minutes.